The Engineer’s Real Job Description – Finally in Print

Every engineer knows the truth: your job involves turning vague briefs, questionable data, and impossible deadlines into working solutions. You’re not just an engineer – you’re a problem-solver, critical thinker, and workplace magician.
The Kruzroyal Engineer Definition Coaster celebrates this reality with brutal honesty and humour.

What Makes This Coaster Special:

This isn’t your typical corporate gift. It features the definition that engineers worldwide recognise:
Engineer (noun): “Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. See also Wizard, Magician.”

Why Engineers Love This Gift:

• Sits proudly on their desk, earning knowing chuckles from fellow engineers
• Perfect graduation gift welcoming them to the real world of engineering
• Ideal leaving present celebrating their problem-solving genius
• Great conversation starter during office meetings
• Validates the daily miracles they perform

Built to Engineering Standards:

• Premium rigid MDF construction (not weak cork)
• High-gloss finish for easy cleaning
• Square shape: 9cm x 9cm
• Durable and long-lasting
• Professional black and white design

Perfect For:

Engineering students | Mechanical engineers | Civil engineers | Software engineers | Electrical engineers | Graduate engineers | Engineering managers | Technical colleagues | Dad who’s an engineer | Engineering professors

Gift Occasions:

Graduation presents | Birthday gifts | Father’s Day | Christmas stocking fillers | New job celebrations | Leaving presents | Secret Santa | Colleague appreciation | Retirement gifts

What You Receive:

1 x Kruzroyal Engineer Definition Coaster
Stop explaining what engineers really do. Let this coaster do the talking.
Order now and give the gift of engineering truth.
Kruzroyal is a trademark of KT International Ltd, registered in England (UK00003240989). Unauthorised reproduction prohibited.
Premium Quality Construction: High-quality rigid MDF wooden coaster with glossy finish, measuring 9cm x 9cm. Far superior to flimsy cork alternatives, built to last through daily office use. Easy wipe-clean surface handles spills effortlessly.
Hilarious Engineer Definition: Features the brutally honest job description engineers actually relate to: “Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.” A witty desk accessory that sparks conversation and knowing laughs.
Perfect Engineering Gift: Ideal present for engineering students, graduates, colleagues, dad, or boss. Suitable for birthdays, Father’s Day, graduation, new job celebrations, leaving presents, or as a thoughtful stocking filler for the engineer in your life.
Professional Desk Accessory: Square-shaped coaster perfectly sized for any work desk, home office, or workshop. Protects surfaces while displaying engineering humour. Black and white retro design complements any workspace aesthetic.
UK Brand Quality Assurance: Designed and quality-checked by Kruzroyal, a trusted UK brand. Each package contains one premium coaster. Dry clean only for longevity. Makes a practical yet humorous addition to any engineer’s workspace.