Ever had a thought so sarcastic, you were sure everyone in the room could hear it? Do you find your facial expressions have a life of their own?
You’re not being rude. You’re just… expressive. You need an accessory that understands you, one that can take the blame when your true feelings accidentally leak out. A silent partner in sass.
Introducing the Kruzroyal “Roll My Eyes” Coaster – The Official Apology for Your Face!
This isn’t just a coaster. It’s your pre-emptive apology, your get-out-of-jail-free card for every time your patience wears thin. It asks the question that’s on everyone’s mind, so you don’t have to:
“I’m Sorry did i roll My Eyes Out Loud?”
It’s the perfect, witty statement for anyone who has mastered the art of the silent, judgemental sigh. Place your mug on it and let it speak volumes.
A Hilarious Nod to the Brutally Honest:
- It’s sitting on your desk at work, a fair warning to anyone about to ask a stupid question.
- It’s the star of the Secret Santa gift exchange, earning a huge laugh from the entire team.
- It’s the perfect gift for your best friend, a tribute to the hundreds of times you’ve rolled your eyes in unison.
More Than Just Sass – It’s Built to Last
While the message is cheeky, the quality is serious. We’ve made sure this coaster is a premium, lasting accessory.
- Excellent quality gift coaster: A sturdy, well-made product that makes the joke even better.
- High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster (not weak cork): As resilient as your unfiltered opinions.
- Easy wipe clean glossy finish: For when you spill your tea while trying to stifle a laugh.
- Package Quantity = 1 Coaster Only: One perfect piece of passive aggression.
- Approx. Measurements: 9 cm x 9 cm: The standard size for any cup of coffee, tea, or justice.
Stop trying to hide it. Embrace your expressive nature and let your coaster take the heat.
Add this masterpiece of sarcasm to your basket today.
Kruzroyal Logo is a trademark of KT International Ltd Registered in England. The unauthorised use, disclosure or copying of this product design or any information is strictly prohibited. Trademark no UK00003240989.
😂 SPEAK YOUR MIND (WITHOUT SAYING A WORD): For those moments when your face says it all. This coaster features the hilariously relatable quote, “I’m Sorry did i roll My Eyes Out Loud?”, making it the perfect spokesperson for your inner monologue. A must-have for anyone with a sharp wit and no poker face.
🎁 THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT: Win the prize for the most honest present! This is the perfect gift for a sarcastic friend, a sassy colleague, your boss, or any family member who appreciates a good eye-roll. Ideal for Secret Santa, a birthday, a stocking filler, or a leaving do.
💪 AS DURABLE AS YOUR SARCASM: Built to withstand more than just withering glares. This coaster is crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), ensuring it’s tough, durable, and ready for daily use. Its solid 9cm x 9cm base provides a stable home for any mug.
✨ WIPE-CLEAN & FLAWLESSLY FINISHED: Don’t let a spill ruin your moment of sass. The coaster boasts a pristine, high-gloss finish that not only looks sharp but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It effortlessly handles coffee drips and tea rings, no drama required.
🇬🇧 A PIECE OF PERSONALITY FOR ANY DESK: Let your desk do the talking. This coaster is the perfect accessory for any office, work-from-home setup, or coffee table that needs a dose of reality. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to serve.
Original price was: £8.58.£4.99Current price is: £4.99.




