Have you ever spent twenty minutes troubleshooting a complex issue, only to realise the monitor wasn’t turned on? Have you ever taken a deep, calming breath before asking, “Have you tried… never mind”?
You are a keeper of the sacred technological truths. A problem-solver. A digital wizard. But you know the real secret: the most common bug in any system isn’t in the code.
Introducing the Kruzroyal ‘Loose Nut’ Coaster – The Only Diagnostic Tool You’ll Ever Need.
This isn’t just a coaster. It’s a flowchart. It’s a technical manual. It’s a hilarious, brutally honest, and time-saving piece of equipment that explains the root cause of 99% of all issues:
“Most Computer Problems are Caused by a Loose nut Between The Chair and The Keyboard.”
It’s the legendary PEBCAK error (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard) brought to life. Place your mug on it with the weary satisfaction of someone who has seen it all before.
Imagine It:
- On the IT helpdesk, a silent, all-knowing message to all who approach.
- Your Dad’s new favourite coaster, a proud badge of honour for his role as family tech support.
- The leaving gift for a colleague that gets the biggest, most knowing laugh from the entire team.
Built with Logical Precision
A coaster this smart has to be well-made. We’ve built this one to exacting specifications.
- Excellent quality gift coaster: A premium product for a brilliant, problem-solving mind.
- High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster (not weak cork): As dependable as the command prompt.
- Easy wipe clean glossy finish: An elegant, low-effort solution to spills.
- Package Quantity = 1 Coaster Only: One perfect, potent piece of IT wisdom.
- Approx. Measurements: 9 cm x 9 cm: The ideal size for any workstation.
Stop diagnosing the user. Let your coaster do it for you.
Add this legendary piece of IT wisdom to your basket. Problem solved.
Kruzroyal Logo is a trademark of KT International Ltd Registered in England. The unauthorised use, disclosure or copying of this product design or any information is strictly prohibited. Trademark no UK00003240989.
😂 THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE IT HANDBOOK: For every tech hero who knows the real source of most problems. This coaster features the legendary diagnosis: “Most Computer Problems are Caused by a Loose nut Between The Chair and The Keyboard.” It’s the ultimate desk accessory for any IT professional.
🎁 THE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR ANY TECH GURU: The ideal present for your office IT guy, a tech-savvy Dad, a programmer colleague, or the friend who is your personal helpdesk. A guaranteed laugh for a birthday, Father’s Day, a leaving present, or a hilarious stocking filler.
💪 AS RELIABLE AS A HARD REBOOT: This coaster is built to withstand more than just user errors. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s designed to be tough, durable, and ready for any crisis (or hot beverage).
✨ AN ELEGANT SOLUTION TO SPILLS: The flawless, high-gloss finish not only makes the witty text stand out but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It handles coffee spills without needing to raise a trouble ticket.
🇬🇧 AN ESSENTIAL TOOL FOR ANY HELPDESK: Perfectly sized at 9cm x 9cm, this coaster is a brilliant accessory for any office desk, IT department, or home study. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to begin the diagnostic process.
Original price was: £8.98.£4.99Current price is: £4.99.




