2026 Daily B*tch Desk Calendar – Funny Sarcastic Quote Peel-Off Gift for Women – Ideal Birthday, Valentines Day, Office Gift for Female Coworker or Mothers Day Present – With Stand & UK Dates

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Type

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Desk Top Calendar

Style

Peel Off

Spiral Flip

Spiral Flip

Peel Off

Peel Off

Peel Off

Peel Off

Audience

Women

Women

Men

Family

Women

Men

Family

Content

Motivational Quotes

Positive Affirmations

Stoicism

Puzzles

Educational

Funny

Eductional

Includes Gift Box

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365 Days of Sass and Sarcasm: Start each morning with a bold, witty one-liner that delivers unapologetic humour and attitude. This 2026 desk calendar is packed with cheeky commentary that makes a fun talking point in the office or at home. Perfect for friends who love sarcasm, workmates who enjoy dark humour, or women who appreciate a little attitude, it makes an ideal Birthday gift, Mothers Day surprise or Valentines Day gift for someone who likes to laugh every day.
Vintage-Style Humour That Stands Out: Featuring classic-looking, retro-inspired ladies paired with sharp, comedic remarks, this calendar brings a unique visual style to desks and workspaces. The playful design appeals to fans of sassy humour and adult wit, making it perfect for coworkers and women with personality. It is eye-catching, cheeky, and offers something different to typical inspirational calendars, earning plenty of smiles and comments throughout the year.
Peel-Off Daily Pages for Extra Fun: Each tear-away page reveals a new sarcastic gem, offering an easy, satisfying way to greet the day. Ideal for desks, kitchens, bedside tables, and offices, this daily B*tch calendar keeps humour close by. Whether you need a mood lift or simply want something fun to flip through, this design makes it enjoyable to use and guarantees a mix of surprise, sass and entertainment with each page turn.
UK Dates and Celebration Highlights: Conveniently formatted with key UK dates including bank holidays, Christmas Day, Valentine’s Day and St Patrick’s Day, this calendar balances humour with practicality. With clearly visible dates and daily text, it works well as a planning companion or desk décor for women who like fun organisation, ensuring they never miss important seasonal moments while enjoying a bit of sarcasm.
Gift-Ready for Women Who Love Attitude: With a sturdy cardboard stand and a stylish presentation box, this sarcastic quote calendar is ready to wrap or give as it is. Ideal for Birthday gifts, office gifting, Mothers Day, Valentines or fun presents for coworkers, sisters, best friends and mums, it is a memorable and humorous alternative to standard novelty gifts that delivers laughter all year long.